Wonderland

Really rubbish World of Warcraft "pr0n"

Last time I posted about elf boobs, it remained the most popular post on Wonderland for .. well, a few years. Fear! But I should post this, mainly because it's so blessedly - hilariously - rubbish.

Some enterprising lark has managed to run a private WoW server (how do you DO that??) and applied the nekkid patch - just to the lady characters, natch. (Typical. Can't believe no one is curious as to the contents of the male night elf's prodigious package.) Then - apply bad music, get characters to do standard dance but unclothed, and add in some completely rubbish barbie-doll-smushed-onto-ken style avatar "coupling" ... and admire.

Or laugh, and shake head at the state of the world (of warcraft).

I would embed the vids, but then I'd have to put something up about being an adult before you view, so instead, NSFW vids, SFW link, knock yerselves out.

(Thanks C!)

World of Warcraft recipes

I could swear I posted something along these lines a year or two ago, but because I've been lazy since the beginning about tags (doh!), I can't find it. Oh well: it definitely wasn't the recipes of the fabulously-named Tauren Chef, who also includes yum-looking pictures...

Cave Mold Cookies!

Goblin-Devilled Clams!

It's an actual cookbook, too. Twenny bucks.

• You'll see photographs of the finished meals as cooked by real people, not professionals, painting their meals with shellac and glue, for the perfect billboard photo. In other words, what you see in the pic is what you'll get (and it'll look great and taste better!)

• You're not a Tauren? We'll also tell you how many Gnomes, Dwarves, Elves, Trolls, or even humans, these meals will feed!

(Sent to me by Tauren princess, Kim. Thanks K!)