Okay, this is hilarious - some German PC-builders (and hardcore FPS nuts) have come up with a .. mm.. supplement for First Person Shooter players. Yup, a gamer pill:
• FpsBrain contains only ingredients that have been tested and are approved in Germany.
• FpsBrain is mostly being used by professional computer players.
• All our staff use FpsBrain at least four times a week to enhance their mental performance and their work efficiency.
Gizmodo points out that the ingredients are mainly vitamins with a shot of caffeine. Course, they come in a BLACK AND GREEN tub, and have FPS written on 'em, which .. is .. sort of cool.
Okay, no, no it's not. NO IT'S NOT.
I need to get some fresh air.